srdar ji joke

A Sardarji, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol
which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime
they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were
preparing for their punishment.

The Sheik announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has
aske me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."

1. The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then
said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow
only; lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be carried away bleeding &
crying with pain.
2. The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he
said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back." But even two pillows
could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also led away whimpering
loudly.

3. The Sardarji was the last one up, but before he could say anything,
the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part
of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For
this, you may have two wishes!"
"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," Sardar replied.
"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me
not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are
also very brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face.
"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. "And what is your
second wish, ?" the Sheik aasked.
Sardarji smiled and said, "Tie the Pakistani to my back"