Enjoy .................

 

Q.What do you call a Beengali Metalhead????
A.BABU-MOSH-I

 

Q.What would u call MEGADETH if they would upgrade their server?????
A.GIGADETH

 

Q.What would you call Dave Mustaine if he wore a yellow shirt????
A.DAVE MUSTARD

 

Q.WHAT DO YU CALL THE PROCESS OF SCRAPPING...nd then goingto the bathroom and peeing .. and AFTER tht DOING STUFF!?!?!?!?!?!
A.SCRAP-PEE-DOO

 

Q.WHICH IS THE OLDST ANIMAL??!?!?!?!?
A.ZEBRA...............COZ ITS BLACK AND WHITE

 

Q.WHAT DID LTTLE JOHNNY SAY WHEN HE SAW COINS FALLING FROM THE SKY?!?!?!?!?!
A. there is CHANGE in weather!!!!!

 

Q. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

 

Q.whats the height of shakespeare>!>!>!>??!?!?!?!?
A. 6 feet

 

Q.if yu add one molecule of barium to sodium of 2 molecules..........what do yu get?!?!?!?!
A.BANANA
   didnt get it??!?!??
   (As barium = BA and sodium = NA and since soduim is of 2 molecules BANANA)

 

Q.Wat do clones buy at the mall??
A. denim genes!!!

 

Q.A sardar goes to movie with 17 sardars why?????????????
A. coz it was an adult movie n below 18 were not allowed

 

Q.Wat did the rabbit buy its fiancée???
A. a 24-carrot ring

 

ACTUALLY HEARD 2 KIDS SAYING THIS -

 

KID1 - If I kill u, u'll die..

 

KID2 - If u kill me, I'll also kill u..

 

Q. 3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing 'Nothing Else Matters' And the other 2 die immediately. Why?
A. Because it was a HIT song.

 

Q. WHAT IS FORUM!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
A . TWO-UM + TWO-UM

 

Q. WHAT DO YU CALL BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE FLYING AN AEROPLANE IN A BOX OFFIC MOVIE?!!?!?!??!
A . AERO-SMITH
    (pitt + jolie= mr & mrs smith)....just fer intllectual explanaton

 

Q. why did aaamir khan fail his kindergardn english exam?!?!!
A. wen teacher asked him wat comes after A.......................................he replied KYA BOLTI TU

 

Q. Why cant's hippopotamus lie?????
A. coz HIPS DON"T LIE!!!