Facts.. worth giving it a thought...

1. Regular naps prevent old age...especially if you take them while
driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes u a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
the other is the husband.

4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but
they wanted cash.

5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
purchased new school uniforms.

7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you
cannot live without. But whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

8. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

9. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get
tired.

10. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll
take it anyway.

11. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees
with me.

12. Ladies first, pretty ladies sooner.

13. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always
with the same person.

14. You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than
doing them.

15. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address
books.

16. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done
it for you.

17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom
gets to speak !!