Pissed off!!!!!

Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and
confided to the bartender, `I`m so pissed off!`
`Oh yeah? What happened?` asked the bartender politely.
`See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back home, and we
stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to
make love when her goddamned husband came in the front door. So I had
to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my
fingernails!

`Gee, that`s tough!` commiserated the bartender.

`Right, but that`s not what really got me aggravated,` the customer went on.
`When her husband came into the room he said `Hey great! You`re naked
already! Let me just take a leak`. And damned if the lazy son of a
bitch didn`t piss out the window right onto my head?`

Yeech!` the bartender shook his head. `No wonder you`re in a lousy mood.`

`Yeah, but I haven`t told you what really really got to me.` Next, I
had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished,
the husband tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it
land ? `My damned forehead !`

'Damn, that really is a drag !` says the bartender.

`Oh, I`m not finished. See what really pissed me off was when the
husband had to make a dump. Turns out that their toilet is broken, so
he stuck his ass out of the window and let loose right on my head !`
The bartender paled. `That would sure mess up my day.`

`Yeah, yeah, yeah, the fellow rattled on, `but do you know what REALLY
REALLY REALLY pissed me off ? When I looked down and saw that myfeet
were only SIX inches off the ground!!`