Woman Vs Man (Just for Fun)

 

 

 

ELEMENT - MAN

DISCOVERER - SATAN

ATOMIC MASS -    Anywhere between 85 to 210 kgs and most of it gravitate towards the center.

 

Physical Properties:

 

1. Body surface more in resemblance to bear and covered with a thin coat of perspiration.

2. Frozen and unresponsive in most cases.

3. Virgin grade a rarity but abundant common ore.

 

Chemical Properties.

 

1. Reacts very well to liquid cash and liquid spirits.

2. Explodes when in contact with precious metals and stones.

3. Most powerful energy drainer known to womankind.

 

 

Uses:

 

Not much except in incidental uses.

 

Hazards

 

1. Can get lost and never bother to ask for directions.

2. Messy and hard to maintain.

3. Possesion of even one can mar your entire life. So BEWARE.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Woman- As Explained by Engineers
Finally - an explanation of Woman that makes sense to a man:

  but stil woman remains a mystery