When you have an "I hate my job day"

When you have an "I hate my job day"

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson
& Johnson. Be very
sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors,draw the curtains and
disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very
comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package
and removed the thermometer.

Now,carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will
not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice
that in small print there is a statement, "Every Rectal Thermometer
made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I
do not work in the Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS
SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN
IN THE ASS THAN YOURS.

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