Why did the hen cross the road ?

Why did the hen cross the road? 

Nursery Kid : To go on the other side.

Kurt Cobain : She really had no exciting life. She'd rather be hated for who she is, than loved for who she is not.  There are a lot of things she have would done, instead of just sitting around and hatching eggs and then complaining about having a boring life. So I would pretty much like to say it was better for the hen to burn out than fade away.

Eric Clapton : I mean, it didn't matter to me that the hen crossed the road, it didn't matter. Just the melody as she sung the immigrant song while crossing was so captivating that it helped me to get rid of those inhibitions. I mean, the sound was so hypnotic and addictive to me, that I could cross any kind of border with the hen to go wherever she goes.

Bruce Dickinson : For the greater good of God.

Brittney Spears : You know baby, the hen just did it again. The hen and I are friends no matter what the media makes up. I always meet that hen because we're so close. We're almost like sisters, and we're also close because our moms are sisters. So I know the reason why she crossed. She saw a cock and maybe she did not want to wait to have S** until she was married. Oops I forgot to say the hen also liked rock and roll like me! She also sung that song in one of my shows you know.

John Lennon : Imagine all the hens, especially the middle east one's, crossing roads in peace.

David Gilmour : The hen's ideology has depth, and attempts philosophical thought and meaning with discussions of infinity, eternity and mortality to follow. There is a line which people cross that turns it into some magical, mystical realm, for which I don't claim responsibility and don't hold any great truck with. The hen crossed that very line.

Eddie Vedder : The hen did not need drugs to make her life tragic. I just think that all of us in this room should have a voice in how the USA reacts to this situation. And he doesn’t allow us our voice, that's all I'm saying.

Madonna :  Deep in its heart the hen was concealing things that she was longing to say. Scared to confess what she felt - frightened she stood. Finally it decided to be brave and cross the road. A lot of people are afraid to do what they want. That's why they don't get what they want. The hen got what she wanted.

Jim Morrison : The hen was a drug addict. It was not in its senses as it crossed the road. She knew that death would make angel of her and give her wings where she had shoulders smooth as ravens claws. People fear death even more than pain. It's strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over. Yeah, I guess the hen knew that Death is her only friend. I think a truck went over her as she crossed. She went on a unknown journey.

Bono - The hen wanted to have fun, and she wanted to change the world. She had a chance to do both. She did it.

Jimi Hendrix - The hen made me feel sad. After a while I started getting aware of her crossing the road, it started to bring me down a little bit. I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan. It used to trouble that hen. Due to this depression she finally decided to cross the road and leave this old Nebraska town.

Robert Plant - Yes, I have confirmed this with Jimmy. The hen did cross. It's sort of a feeling of power. It's really the ability to make people smile, or just to turn them one way or another for that duration of time, and for it to have some effect later on. I don't really think its power... it's the goodness...and the aura that the hen left us with as she crossed the road.

Freddie Mercury :   Cause it wanted to break free and that's the reason that most of these media people don’t understand.

Jon Bon Jovi : The hen wanted to attend my Piano lessons. That's why she crossed the road. This inspired my band to make 'Crossroads'. Piano playing is a dying art. I love the fact that I can be one guy with one instrument evoking an emotional and musical experience. A lot of hens and cats are my students. Apart from that you know I can sing. The hen knows that too. George Bush knows that. I mean I really can. Why do you think Bon Jovi is such a big hit? ..ugh..did I hear Sambora?

Eminem : The hen knew who the real slim shady was. It was the f* hen. It was f* Brittney Spears and she f* stood up and crossed the f* road. The hen was no one else but Spears. Trust me as my nigga Dr. Dre will f* tell you exactly the f* same.