Sardar Jokes

> Good one friend!
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> 1 - Interviewer: what is your birth date?
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> Sardar: 13th October
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> Which year?
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> Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
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> 2 - Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
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> Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underwear'
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> Teacher: What?
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> Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Sheddy
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> 3 - Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that
> has more than 100 letters in it?
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> Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.
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> 4 - After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do
> I look like a foreigner?
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> Wife: No! Why?
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> Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
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> 5 - One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this
> village???
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> Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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> 6 - Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how
> will you escape?
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> Sardar : its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!
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> 7 - Sardar : You cheated me. Shopkeeper: How ? Sardar : YOu said this is
> American made radio. But when I put it ON, it says All India Radio.
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> 8 - Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
> computer.
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> Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard
> alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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> 9 - Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if
> thebomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.
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> 10 - Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar
> why areyou removing a wheel from your auto. Sardar : Cant you read the
> board.
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> Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
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> 11 - Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name,
> but isstarts with "T". Sardar :
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> Oye Kamaal di gaddi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
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> Hamaari gaddi petrol se start hoti hai.
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> 12 - Sardar got promotion from clerk to manager. He went home and told
> his wife
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> : Today you have to sleep with the manager. Wife fainted.
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> 13 - American told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti
> hai.
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> Sardar: Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.
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