L E M O N J U I C E!!!

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around
that they offered a Rs.10000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until
all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who
could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people
like weight-lifters, wrestlers, body builders, etc had tried over time, but
nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a safari
suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet." After
the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and
squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little
man.

But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his
fist around the lemon and 5-6 drops fell into the glass. As the crowd
cheered, the bartender paid the Rs.10000, and asked the little man, "What do
you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"

"No," replied the man.

Any GUESSES!!!!!!!!

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"I work as a project manager in a software company!!"