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Friday, June 15, 2007
This mail 4 the fans of Takia
This mail 4 the fans of Takia
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thought for the day`
“Our greatest fear is not that we are powerless. Our greatest fear is Microsoft"
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Fwd: Fw: THIS IS INCREDIBLE
This is Incredible
If you watch the above images from your seat in front of the computer, < /DIV>
Mr.Angry is on the left, and Mrs.Calm is on the right.
Get up from your seat, and move back about eight feets!! They switch places!!
I believe this illusion was created by Phillippe G. Schyns and Aude Oliva of the
Univ. of Glasgow.
This proves that we may not be seeing what's actually there, all the time!!
I do not know how they generated this fascinating image, and I believe no-one
else is able to generate anything similar in Photoshop. I know it has something
FW: Dedication for all coders
Hi,
Listen to the song and follow the lyrics…real cool!
CODE MONKEY LYRICS
Code Monkey get up get coffee
Code Monkey go to job
Code Monkey have boring meeting
With boring manager Rob
Rob say Code Monkey very dilligent
But his output stink
His code not "functional" or "elegant"
What do Code Monkey think?
Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write god damned login page himself
Code Monkey not say it out loud
Code Monkey not crazy, just proud
Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey hang around at front desk
Tell you sweater look nice
Code Monkey offer buy you soda
Bring you cup, bring you ice
You say no thank you for the soda cause
Soda make you fat
Anyway you busy with the telephone
No time for chat
Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle he sit down pretend to work
Code Monkey not thinking so straight
Code Monkey not feeling so great
Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you a lot
Code Monkey have every reason
To get out this place
Code Monkey just keep on working
See your soft pretty face
Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake
Take bath, take nap
This job "fulfilling in creative way"
Such a load of crap
Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
Code Monkey just waiting for now
Code Monkey say someday, somehow
Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Monday, June 11, 2007
Hypnotist
It was opening night at the Orpheum theater and the Amazing Eileen was
topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed
hypnotist do her stuff.
As the Amazing Eileen took to the stage, she announced, ''Unlike most
stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to
be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of
the audience.''
The excitement was almost electric as the Amazing Eileen withdrew a
beautiful antique pocket watch from her coat.
''I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very
special watch. Its been in my family for six generations.''
She began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting, ''Watch the watch , watch the watch, watch the watch.... ''.
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly
it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor,
breaking into a hundred pieces.
''Sh*t'' said the hypnotist.
It took three weeks to clean up the theatre.
~Nishant
Saturday, June 9, 2007
Fwd: True love
It was a busy morning, about 8:30 , when an
Elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have
Stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a
Hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.
I took his vital signs and had him take a seat,
Knowing it would be over an hour before someone
Would to able to see him. I saw him looking at h is
Watch and decided, since I was not busy with another
Patient, I would evaluate his wound.
On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of
The doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his
Sutures and redress his wound.
While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he
Had another doctor's appointment this morning, as h e
Was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that
He needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast w ith his wife.
I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had
Been there for a while and that she was a victim of
Alzheimer's Disease. As we talked, I asked if she
Would be upset if he was a bit late.
He replied that She no longer knew who he was, that she had not
Recognized him in five years now.
I was surprised, and asked him, "And you still go
Every morning, even though she doesn't know who you a re?"
He smiled as he patted my hand and said, "She
Doesn't know me, but I still know who she is."
I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose
Bumps on my arm, and thought, "That is the kind of
Love I want in my life."
True love is neither physical, nor romantic.
True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been,
Will be, and will not be.
With all the jokes and fun that are in e-mails,
Sometimes there is one that comes along that has an
Important message. I had to share it with you all.
Oh, by the way, peace is seeing a sunset
And knowing who to thank.
The happiest people don't necessarily have the best
Of everything; they just make the best of everything they have.
I hope you share this with someone you care about.
Friday, June 8, 2007
FW: Funny 1 liners
ONE LINERS
1. I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect.
1. I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect.
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Don't be like this....
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim." The crowd made way for him.
Lying in front of the car was a donkey…………….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Nishant V. Patel
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