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Residents of a village in Romania re-elected their mayor even though he had died. The mayor had run the village for almost two decades, but just after Sunday's voting began, he died of liver disease. That news did not deter supporters, who gave him a 23-vote win over a living opponent.

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Mgmt theories

Interesting Management Stories
Story # 1

It's a fine sunny
day in the forest and a lion is sitting outside his cave, lying lazily in
the sun. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.

Fox: "Do you know the time,
because my watch is broken"
Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix the watch for
you"

Fox: "Hmm... But it's a very complicated mechanism, and your big
claws will only destroy it even more."
Lion: "Oh no, give it to me, and
it will be fixed"

Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that lazy lions
with great claws cannot fix complicated watches"
Lion: "Sure they do, give it
to me and it will be fixed"

The lion disappears into his cave, and after
a while he comes back with the watch which is running perfectly. The fox
is impressed, and the lion continues to lie lazily in the sun, looking very
pleased with himself.

Soon a wolf comes along and
stops to watch the lazy lion in the sun.

Wolf: "Can I come and watch TV
tonight with you, because mine is broken"
Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix your TV
for you"

Wolf: "You don't expect me
to believe such rubbish, do you? There is no way that a lazy lion with big
claws can fix a complicated TV.
Lion: "No problem. Do you want to try
it?"

The lion goes into his cave, and after a while comes back with a
perfectly fixed TV. The wolf goes away happily and
amazed.

Scene :
Inside the lion's cave. In one corner are half
a dozen small and intelligent looking rabbits who are busily doing
very complicated
work with very detailed instruments.
In
the other corner lies a huge lion looking very pleased with
himself.

Moral :
IF YOU
WANT TO KNOW WHY A MANAGER IS FAMOUS; LOOK AT THE WORK OF
HIS SUBORDINATES.

Management Lesson in the context of the working
world :
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY SOMEONE UNDESERVED IS PROMOTED;
LOOK AT
THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES

Story #
2

It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit is sitting outside
his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for
a walk.

Fox: "What are you working on?"
Rabbit: "My
thesis."

Fox: "Hmm... What is it
about?"
Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat
foxes."

Fox: "That's ridiculous !
Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes!
Rabbit: "Come with me and I'll
show you!"

They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After few
minutes, gnawing on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and
resumes typing.

Soon a wolf comes along and
stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.

Wolf: "What's that you are
writing?"
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat
wolves."

Wolf: "you don't expect to
get such rubbish published, do you?"
Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see
why?"

The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and again the rabbit
returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing. Finally a
bear comes along and asks, "What are you doing?

Rabbit: "I'm doing a
thesis on how rabbits eat bears."
Bear: "Well that's absurd !
"

Rabbit: "Come into my home
and I'll show you"

Scene :
As they enter the burrow, the rabbit introduces the
bear to the lion.

Moral:
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS
TOPIC IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHOM YOU HAVE AS A
SUPERVISOR.

Management Lesson in the context of the working
world:
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHETHER
YOUR BOSS LIKES YOU OR
NOT

--
Nishant V. Patel

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Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request
you to check this.
2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run'
he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit',
so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I
find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost
the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find'
button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one
icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining
items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is
noteven a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in
that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use
the PC at home only..

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past
Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not
provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where
I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Banta

Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :

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FW: miss india 2008(Parvathy Omanakuttan)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meet Rediff & Yahoo! India CEO @ SmartTechie StartupCity

Hello,

So many cool products are built in Bangalore and gets rolled out in global markets. Surely you want to meet management of those startups, see their product and learn about new technologies they use.

The SmartTechie is organizing Startup City on Saturday May 24, 2008 at Nimhans Convention Center in Bangalore. This is a technology showcase event wherein cool startups demo the products they are building. There will be over 60 startup companies.

REGISTER FREE:
http://www.thesmarttechie.com/startupcity

- Watch live product demonstrations
- Get a peek into cutting edge technologies
- Lay hands on the best-of-breed solutions
- Meet young, energetic, passionate geeks
- Experience the culture of innovation
- Learn new technologies

Some of the companies at the Startupcity include:
Akamai,MetricStream, Sloka Telecom, Sonic Wall, mobisy, Pramati, Yodlee, Netmagic Solutions, SOA Matrix, NetWeb Technologies,Druvaa, Netcore, Soliton, Axiom DA. Many more companies will be there.

FEATURING
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In-depth Panel Discussions
Happy Hours
Bird-of-a-Feather Gathering

Some of the speakers include:
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Sharad Sharma, CEO, Yahoo! India
Paul Murphy, Director of Innovation, Microsoft India
Suresh Vedula, Head - Business Mobility, Nokia India
Rajendra Mishra, Change India Movement
Ashish Gupta, Managing Director, Helion Ventures

There will be exciting sessions on:
From Concept to Success:: Milestones for startups
Where VCs Are Investing? When and How to Raise Money?
Consumers and Business Marketing in High Technology
Startup Essentials
The Social Media Revolution: What's Ahead

CEO CONCLAVE
Alongside the Startup City exhibition and seminars, we are holding a close-door CEO roundtable, which will be attended by CEOs and Managing Directors of over 150 startups. The roundtable will facilitate an informal discussion amongst the senior management about the best practices of managing a startup in India, what works, what does't work, potential pitfalls and other challenges.

Sun Microsystems, Microsoft, Nokia & Amazon are sponsoring this event.

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Startups are always a nice place to work in. If you are working in a startup or want to join a startup or launch your own startup, this is an event you shouldn't be missing.

Thanks
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Rajini Vs Jayalalitha.....funny

Rajnikant was bragging to Jayalalitha one day, "You know, I know everyone
Just name someone, anyone, and I knowthem.

Tired of his boasting, Jayalalitha called his bluff, "OK, Rajini how about
Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it" Rajini said.

So Rajini and Jayalalitha fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's
door,

and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts:--- "Thalaiva! Great to see you! You and your
friend come right in and join me for lunch!"

....Although impressed, Jayalalitha is still skeptical.After they leave
Cruise's house, she tells Rajini that she thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was
just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else" Rajini says

..."President Bush",Jayalalitha quickly retorts

...."Yes", Rajini says, "I know him .

And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Rajini on the tour and
motions him, saying, :----"Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a
meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee
first and catch up".

Well, Jayalalitha is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. Af
ter they leave the White House grounds, he implores her to name anyone else.

"The Pope," Jayalalitha replies

...."Sure!" says Rajini, "My folks are from Germany and I've known the Pope a
long time".

Rajini and Jayalalitha are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when
Rajini says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all
these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go
upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican .. Su re enough,
half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony.

But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Jayalalitha has had a heart
attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Wo rking his way to Jayalalitha's
side, Rajini asks her, "What happened?"

Jayalalitha looks up and says, "I was doing fine until u and the pope came
out on the balcony and the man next to me said,


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"Who's that on the balcony with Rajini?"

Will u re-marry?

Husband: if I die, will u remarry?
Wife: no, I'll stay with my sister.

Wife: if I die will u remarry?
Husband: no I'll also stay with your sister.