Message From Mr Peter Walter...........

As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for

me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.
My name is Peter Walter, a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E.I have been diagnosed with Esophageal Cancer which was discovered very late, due to my laxity in carrying for my health. It has defiled all forms of medicine, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone not even myself but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focus on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that God ! has called me, I have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my immediate and extended family
members and as well as a few close friends. I! want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul and so, I have decided to give arms to charity organizations and give succour and confort to the less priviledged in our societies, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So
far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this my self anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization and to the less priviledged in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them. The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of fourteen million dollars($14m) that I have with a Security Company in Europe for safe keeping. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and
disburse it to some charity organizations and to the less priviledged.

N/B:Kindly note that 40% of this funds must go to victims of Tsunami, Hurricane Katrina , Hurricane Wilma and South Asia Earthquake ,35% to other Charity Organizations around the World and 25% for your effort and time. I cannot talk with you on the phone due to my health situation, as I am using my Lap Top Computer to communicate with you. You should respond to this e-mail if you are interested in carrying out this assignment on my behalf.

Please send me a mai l to indicate if you will assist me in this disbursement.
I await to hear from you, may God be with you and your entire family.

May God Bless You,

Peter Walter.

Note from ForwardAddicts Team:

If the readers of this blog receive the $14M that Mr. Peter Walter promises, you have to pay $10 as royalty to the owners of this blog, because you found this golden opportunity on our blog. Also, all profits gained from forwarding mails coming from Tirupati, Sai Baba, and similar sources will attaract royalty of $10 for each favour received from the corresponding god.

We hope to collect enough money in this manner in order to support our blog :)

Cheers!

Forward Addicts Team

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A wonderful Note on believing in one's own capability

A 10-year-old boy decided to learn Judo despite the fact that he had lost his left arm in a terrible car accident. The boy began lessons with an old Japanese judo master. The boy was doing well, so he couldn't understand why, after three months of training, the master had taught him only one move.

"Sensei," the boy finally said, "Shouldn't I be learning more moves?"

"This is the only move you know, but this is the only move you'll ever need to know," the sensei replied.

Not quite understanding, but believing in his teacher, the boy kept training.

Several months later, the sensei took the boy to his first tournament. Surprising himself, the boy easily won his first two matches. The third match proved to be more difficult, but after some time, his opponent became impatient and charged; the boy deftly used his one move to win the match. Still amazed by his success, the boy was now in the finals.

This time, his opponent was bigger, stronger, and more experienced. For a while, the boy appeared to be completely outclassed.

Concerned that the boy might get hurt, the referee called a time-out. He was about to stop the match when the sensei intervened.

"No," the sensei insisted, "Let him continue." Soon after the match resumed, his opponent made a critical mistake: he dropped his guard. Instantly, the boy used his move to pin him. The boy had won the match and the tournament.

On the way home, the boy and sensei reviewed every move in each and every match. Then the boy summoned the courage to ask what was really on his mind. "Sensei, how did I win the tournament with only one move?"

"You won for two reasons," the sensei answered. "First, you've almost mastered one of the most difficult throws in all of judo.

"And second, the only known defense for that move is for your opponent to grab your left arm."

The boy's biggest weakness had become his biggest strength.

Sometimes we feel that we have certain weaknesses and we blame others, the circumstances and our self for it, but we never think that our weakness can become our strength one day. Each of us is special, so never think you have any weakness, never think of pride or pain, just live your life to its fullest and extract the best out of it.

"You have powers you never dreamed of. You can do things you never thought you could do. There are no limitations in what you can do except the limitations of your own mind."

Now on let us sing in unison,"......"There are no limitations in what you can do except the limitations of your own mind."

must follow Some important step for coming Valentine Day

Follow strictlythe below mentioned steps and success is guaranteed:  

 

Choose the girl you want to propose on the D-day.  

 

Pick a rose 

 

Spot the girl 

 

Stand in front of her 

 

Give her the rose 

 

Hug her tightlllyyyyy 

 

If she doesn't resist. Battle won, the girl is yours!! 

 

If she resists and stare at you angrily, immediately leave her and 

 

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'Didi Darr Gayi, Didi Darr Gayi!!!'

Proposal

From Mr. Boateng Essien The Manager, International Commercial Bank Ghana First Light Branch Acrra,Ghana, Good Day, Pardon me for not having the pleasure of knowing your mindset before making you this offer and it is utterly confidential and genuine by virtue of its nature My name is Mr.Boateng Essien. I am the manager of the international commercial bank Ghana, first light branch. I am a Ghanaian married with two kids. I write to solicit your assistance in a funds transfer deal involving US$ 4.5M.This fund has been stashed out of the excess profit made last year by my branch office the International Commercial Bank which I am the manager. I have already submitted an approved end of the year report for the year 2007 to my head office here in Accra-Ghana and they will never know of this excess. I have since then, placed this amount on a Non-Investment Account without a beneficiary.As an officer of the bank, I cannot be directly connected to this money thus I am impelled to request for your assistance to receive this money into your bank account. Upon your response, I will configure your name on our database as holder of the Non-Investment Account. I will then guide you on how to apply to my head office for the Account Closure/ bank-to-bank remittance of the funds to your designated bank account. If you concur with this proposal, I intend for you to retain 30% of the funds while 70% shall be for me. All I need from you is to stand as the original depositor of this fund. Kindly forward your response to my private email id (boateng_essien@yahoo.co.uk) With Regards, Mr. Boateng Essien 00233-24-9211825

FROM THE DESK OF MR. MCCARTHY BENEDICT

507 LIBERTY AVENUE
WHITE CHAPEL BUILDING,
OKAISHIE, ACCRA:
GHANA.
EMAIL : abcbenedict233@gmail.com

(RE: TRANSFER OF ($ 126,000.000.00 USD}
ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX MILLION DOLLAR
ATTENTION: CEO,

Dear Sir,

I am Mr. Mccarthy Benedict. the Auditor General of one of the prime
banks here in Ghana, during the course of our auditing,I discovered a floating fund in an account opened in the bank in 1995 and since 1998 nobody has operated on this account again,after going through some old files in the records I discovered that the owner of the account died without a [heir] hence
the money is floating and if I do not remit this money out urgently it will be
forfeited for nothing.

The owner of this account is Mr. Allan P.Seaman, a foreigner, and an
industrialist, and he died, since 1996. and no other person knows about
this account or any thing concerning it, the account has no other
beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that Allan P. Seaman until his death was the manager Diamond Safari Ghana.

We will start the first transfer with twenty six
million[$26,000.000]upon successful transaction without any disappoint from your side, we shall re-apply for the payment of the remaining rest amount to your account.

The amount involved is (USD 126 M) One hundred and twenty six million
United States Dollars only. I want to first transfer $26,000.000 [Twenty six
million United States Dollar] from this money into a safe foreigners account
abroad before the rest, but I don?t know any foreigner, I am only contacting
you as a foreigner because this money can not be approved to a local person
here,without valid international foreign passport, but can only be approved
to any foreigner with valid international passport or drivers license and
foreign a/c because the money is in US dollars and the former owner of the a/c Mr.Allan P.Seaman is a foreigner too,and the money can only be approved into a
foreign a/c.

However, we will sign abinding agreement, to bind us together.I am
revealing this to you with believe in God that you will never let me down in this business. Send also your private telephone and fax number including the full details of the account to be used for the deposit.

I want us to meet face to face to build confidence and to sign a
binding agreement that will bind us together before transferring the money to
any account of your choice where the fund will be safe.Before we fly to
your country for withdrawal,sharing and investments.I need your full
co-operation to make this work fine, Because the management is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct information of this account,which I will give to you,upon your positive response and once I am convinced that you are capable and will meet up with instruction of a key bank official who is deeply involved with me in this business.

I need your strong assurance that you will never,never let me down.With
my influence and the position of the bank official we can transfer this
money to any foreigner?s reliable account which you can provide with assurancethat this money will be intact pending our physical arrival in your country for sharing.

The bank official will destroy all documents of transaction
immediately we receive this money leaving no trace to any place and to
build confidence you can come immediately to discuss with me face to face
after which I will make this remittance in your presence and three of us will
fly to your country at least two days ahead of the money going into the
account.

I will apply for annual leave to get visa immediately I hear from you
that you are ready to act and receive this fund in your account. I will use my
position and influence to obtain all legal approvals for onward transfer of this money to your account with appropriate clearance from the relevant ministriesand foreign exchange departments.

At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 20% of the total
amount,70% will be for me, while 8% will be for expenses both parties might
have incurred during the process of transferring, while 2% for charity, as a
mark of God's gratitude for the blessing.

Please,I look forward to your earliest reply through this my private
email address: abcbenedict233@gmail.com

Regards,
Mr. Mccarthy Benedict
abcbenedict233@gmail.com

 

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Proposal

From Mr. Boateng Essien
The Manager, International
Commercial Bank Ghana
First Light Branch
Acrra,Ghana,
 
Good Day,

Pardon me for not having the pleasure of knowing your mindset before making you this offer and it is utterly confidential and genuine by virtue of its nature My name is Mr.Boateng Essien. I am the manager of the international commercial bank Ghana, first light branch. I am a Ghanaian married with two kids.
 
I write to solicit your assistance in a funds transfer deal involving US$ 4.5M.This fund has been stashed out of the excess profit made last year by my branch office the International Commercial Bank which I am the manager. I have already submitted an approved end of the year report for the year 2007 to my head office here in Accra-Ghana and they will never know of this excess.
 
I have since then, placed this amount on a Non-Investment Account without a beneficiary.As an officer of the bank, I cannot be directly connected to this money thus I am impelled to request for your assistance to receive this money into your bank account.
Upon your response, I will configure your name on our database as holder of the Non-Investment Account. I will then guide you on how to apply to my head office for the Account Closure/ bank-to-bank remittance of the funds to your designated bank account.
If you concur with this proposal, I intend for you to retain 30% of the funds while 70% shall be for me.
 
All I need from you is to stand as the original depositor of this fund. Kindly forward your response to my private email id (boateng_essien@yahoo.co.uk)

With Regards,
Mr. Boateng Essien
00233-24-5667973

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Men's perspective

 

David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

 

Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

 

Socrates

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

 

 

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

 

Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?

 

Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

 

Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

 

Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

 

James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."

 

Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

 

Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

 

Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

 

Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

 

Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

 

Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

 

Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

 

 

SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!

A Modern Parable---The Ford downfall

 

A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (General Motors) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River   Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.




On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile.

 
The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat.  A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action.

 
Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing.

 
Feeling a deeper study was in order, American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion.

 
They advised, of course, that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing.

 
Not sure of how to utilize that information, but wanting to prevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team's management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager.

 
They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder.  It was called the 'Rowing Team Quality First Program,' with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower.  There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices and bonuses.

 
The next year the Japanese won by two miles.

 
Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new equipment.  The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year's racing team was out-sourced to India

 
Sadly, The End.



 Now for some facts & figures is of interest

 
Ford has spent the last thirty years moving all its factories out of the US , claiming they can't make money paying American wages.

 
TOYOTA
has spent the last thirty years building more than a dozen plants inside the US.  The last quarter's results:

 
TOYOTA makes 4 billion in profits while Ford racked up 9 billion in losses.

 
Ford folks are still scratching their heads.

 
IF THIS WEREN'T SO TRUE IT MIGHT BE FUNNY

 

 

 

Subject: A Modern Parable---The Ford downfall

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Nishant V. Patel